lmfao
- mom- Hey Billy. What cha up to?
- billy- Texting?
- mom- Oh, well who are you texting?
- billy- A person..?
- mom- Is it a girl?
- billy- Obviously.
- mom- What's her name?
- billy- Oh you wouldn't know her, she's just a dumb slut.
- **moms phone vibrates**
- billy- Told you I was texting a slut.